Man comes home to find his wife missing.......After several hours he reports her missing to the police. Two days go by and his wife is still missing, and eveyone begins to think the worst.To keep his mind off of things, the mand goes back to work. That 3rd day , the man ruturns home from work to surprisingly find his wife in the kitchen. Overjoyed, he embraces his wife and with tears in his eyes, says, "Honey, what happened, where have you been?" His wife replies "These 3 men kidnapped me for one week and made mad, crazy sex to me" The husband replies, "But honey, its only been 3 days"........His wife then says, "Oh, I'm just here to get something to eat"..........